Chicago Weather Humor

Compared to other cities, Chicago weather reactions .......
60 degrees	Floridians wear coats, gloves, woolly hats & put the car heater on. Chicago people sunbathe.
50 degrees	New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Chicago people plant gardens.
40 degrees	Italian cars won't start. Chicago people drive with the windows down.
32 degrees	CHICAGO--NO PLACE LIKE IT! Distilled water freezes. Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.
20 degrees	Californians shiver uncontrollably. Chicago people have the last cookout before it gets cold.
15 degrees	New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Chicago people throw on a sweatshirt.
0 degrees	Californians fly away to Mexico. Chicago people lick the flagpole and throw on a light jacket over the sweatshirt.
20 below	People in Miami cease to exist. Chicago people get out their winter coats.
40 below	Hollywood disintegrates. Chicago's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
50 below	Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Chicago people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
60 below	Microbial life survives on dairy products. Illinois cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 below - (Absolute Zero)	ALL atomic motion stops. Chicago People start saying... "Cold 'nuff for ya??"
500 below	Hell freezes over. The Chicago Cubs win the World Series.