Hotels, Strippers and Hangovers.

Let me start off by saying I had a very eventful weekend.

Friday night I ventured out to West Milwaukee to meet my mom and sister, Michelle at the Hamptons Inn. Across from the Hampton's are Joker's Comedy Club and Silk Exotic Entertainment. My sister got herself a job at Silk. Yes...at Silk Exotic. But she is only a shot girl NOT a stripper.

First off, the drive was NERVE RACKING. Any of you who know me......knows that I don't do well on the highway ALONE. I didn't really know where I was going...and my Mom was talking me though it. It was dark and raining! Lets just say my hands were hurting from gripping the wheel so tight. When I got there, I had to get ready...Then my Mom and I were off to Joker's Comedy Club. Its a very classy bar, the comedy club is downstairs. We didn't watch the show...we were only there to drink. Ha! The bouncer, Austin (yes I found out his name..) held great interest in talking to my Mom....then soon found out he was just trying to talk to me. He was a cutie. (Flirting is allowed, right??!?!?!!!...well it is when you've had 4 drinks and 4 shots!) He talked to us the majority of the night. He was good company, I let him know I have a bf. No worries! The bar was empty and he was bored, so my Mom entertained him. Yes. My mom likes to entertain. Austin was so nice enough to bring us through the back door of Silk (after my Mom BEGGED him to take her in)...............this was my first time entering a strip club......

The music was bumping hard. I've never seen so many men in 1 bar before (starring at as we walked in as we were the only chicks...in clothes.) There were no girls on stage...but the announcers was going on and on about something. We were trying to take it all in when the announcer says "Now lets meet ALL the girls..." There they came one by one circling around the pole. And here comes Michelle...aka Brittany. Yes..my sister was announced (apparently they announce all the girls even the shot girls). Strangely I hear this woman cheering "YEAH.......GO MICHELLE..." Ummmm its my Mom. By now we have had too many cocktails and too many shots of Patron. Ya...we were drunk! We got to hang out there for a while, but I know Michelle wanted us out so I had to pry my Mom out of there. Back to Joker's.....

This is where embarrassment sets in. My mom wanted to dance. I sat there a while and giggled to myself as she danced all alone on the dance floor. She was trying to drop it. You know...drop it like its hot.....lol. Well, she looked like she was trying to fall over on a toilet....it was bad! So, I had to teach her. So...there we were droppin it...(basically a sexy squat) over and over...and over again. The next day I felt like I was hit by a train...and I could barely walk.

All in all it was a good night..but I don't want to drink again for a long long time.....